Perfect for the ‘Spooner’* mum:
1. Now you can wipe your precious one’s bottom with Chanel.
2. Takeaway latte cup clashing with your Prada?
Jimmy Choo Leather Coffee Cup Holder $165
3. For when the velour beach towel from K-Mart simply won’t do.
Limited edition Vogue Beach Towel $450
*Definition of Spooner, according to The Urban Dictionary:
1. One who was brought up with a silver spoon in their mouth. An individual who was on the receiving end of free post-secondary education courtesy of Mummy and Daddy. A spooner is often heard spouting philosophical nonsense such as “Age is just a number and it’s all in your head” and “It is what is, chief.”
2. A particular species of people living mostly in the eastern suburbs of Adelaide. Spooners typically wear white three-quarter pants and have their hair fashioned in a silver coloured bob style.
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