Just a few of my wishes, dreams and aspirations for 2014:
- Spend less than $1825 on takeaway coffee.
- Say ‘awesome’ more often.
- Listen to this 2013 hits mashup every day because it’s AWESOME, and brings back great memories.
- Lobby for egg nog and hot cross buns to be stocked in stores all year round.
- Watch more cute and cuddly kitten videos like this.
- Lose weight by inventing an anti-gravity machine.
- Visit this ‘Exercise Confessional’ whenever I don’t get active.
- Eat more jalapenos, because they are awesome.
- Convince people to sign up to our weekly newsletter by promising at home massages by someone called Sven.
- Freak out the kids by regularly making and using food-based face masks like these.
- Put more faith in the GPS lady.
- Wear my hair in pigtails once a month.
- Only shop in stores with ‘skinny mirrors’.
- Wear Red Lipstick more often.
- Admit that I love extra-cheesy pop music, and that ‘MMM Bop’ by Hansen is a genius song.
- Stop being surprised when the kids go nuts at the grocery store.
- Lobby for the first Saturday of every month to be ‘Anti-toe cleavage day‘.
- Devise a plan to meet Madonna.
- Train the kids to give great foot massages.
- I’ll stop accidentally getting fake tanner on the kids.
- When I’m in a bad mood, I’ll ask someone to tickle me to cheer me up, just like my 5 year old does.
- I will no longer respond to anyone who talks to me while I’m on the toilet.
- I will no longer respond to anyone who talks to me while I’m in the shower.
- I will try to find a more awesome word to use to describe awesomeness.
- I will find something awesome about everyday.
- I will drink champagne at least once a week, to celebrate awesomeness.
What are your New Year Resolutions?
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